Happens to me far too often.
Sometimes I forgot just how much I love Spider-Man.
(Source: escapedpatronus)
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Neon dragon hoodie
O_O
If I wasn’t saving for my fursuit, I’d be all over this, since I have the exact amount for this thing.
Via Queen Chinee
TIME WARP !
It’s astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely
Not for very much longer
I’ve got to keep control
I remember
Doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me
And the void would be calling
Let’s do the time warp again
Let’s do the time warp again
It’s just a jump to the left
And then a step to the riiight
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tiiight
But it’s the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insaaane
Let’s do the time warp again
Let’s do the time warp again
It’s so dreamy
Oh fantasy free me
So you can’t see me
No not at all
In another dimension
With voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You’re into the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You’re spaced out on sensation
Like you’re under sedation
Let’s do the time warp again
Let’s do the time warp again
Well, I was walking down the street
Just having a think
When a snake of a guy
Gave me an evil wink
Well it shook me up
It took me by surprise
He had a pick-up truck
And the devil’s eyes
He stared at me
And I felt a change
Time meant nothing
Never would again
Let’s do the time warp again
Let’s do the time warp again
It’s just a jump to the left
And then a step to the riiight
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tiiight
But it’s the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insaaane
Let’s do the time warp again
Let’s do the time warp again
~** inspired by **~
~** daftwithoneshoe **~
Holy shit this has made my dash so much more epic.
dlgr:
Even Maxim “readers” agree that is one fine woman.
“It was my first time in elaborate drag. Two guys pressed in on my ribs and then a third one put duct tape across my chest to give me a waist. Then they said, ‘Stick your ass out as far as you can toward the camera. Let’s get a booty.’ When I was finally made up with the outfit and the high heels, I was disturbingly attracted to myself.”
Jesus Stephen…
OH JESUS.
THAT’S. OH. MY. GOD.
I DIDN’T EVEN RECOGNIZE HIM.
#Stephen Colbert
WAIT WHAT.idied
yeah it’s from Wigfield - and the reason he’s wearing so many pairs of pantyhose is he refused to shave his legs :P
i’m gonna call him Stephanie from now on.
well
I think I laughed and cried too much from this. Bless you, Stephanie
Oh my GOD at first I thought it was just a guy in drag explaining about how he did it but oh my fucking fuck STEPHEN COLBERT YOU ARE A WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING
HOLY FUCKING SHIT OH MY GOD????? OH MY GOD
STEPHEN
My reactions to this post
- Wow she’s hot
- Why do I hear a tone of surprise from the “even Maxim readers find her hot” comment?
- Is it because she’s not like super skinny with a giant badonkadonk and honking tits?
- OH IT’S BECAUSE IT’S A GUY
- WOW I
- THAT IS A GUY
- Why are people flipping shi-
- OH MY GOD WHAT
- STEPHEN COLBERT?
- LET ME LOVE HIM DOWN PLEASE
Stephen Colbert
I love you
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