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nudityandnerdery:

negacrow:

Happens to me far too often.

Sometimes I forgot just how much I love Spider-Man.

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WELCOME! hi, you’re my 40th follower, have a pile of kittens. 


  • Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
  • Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
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  • Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
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supercutelolita:

Neon dragon hoodie

O_O

If I wasn’t saving for my fursuit, I’d be all over this, since I have the exact amount for this thing.


Via Queen Chinee

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bendydicks:

mscrisswarbler:

TIME WARP ! 

davidtennantgasm:

aro-rusco:

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It’s astounding

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Time is fleeting

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Madness takes its toll

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But listen closely

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Not for very much longer

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I’ve got to keep control

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I remember

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Doing the Time Warp

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Drinking those moments when

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The blackness would hit me

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And the void would be calling

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Let’s do the time warp again

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Let’s do the time warp again

It’s just a jump to the left

And then a step to the riiight

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tiiight

But it’s the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insaaane

Let’s do the time warp again

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Let’s do the time warp again

It’s so dreamy

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Oh fantasy free me

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So you can’t see me

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No not at all

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In another dimension

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With voyeuristic intention

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Well-secluded, I see all

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With a bit of a mind flip

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You’re into the time slip

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And nothing can ever be the same

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You’re spaced out on sensation

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Like you’re under sedation

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Let’s do the time warp again

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Let’s do the time warp again

Well, I was walking down the street

Just having a think

When a snake of a guy

Gave me an evil wink

Well it shook me up

It took me by surprise

He had a pick-up truck

And the devil’s eyes

He stared at me

And I felt a change

Time meant nothing

Never would again

Let’s do the time warp again

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Let’s do the time warp again

It’s just a jump to the left

And then a step to the riiight

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tiiight

But it’s the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insaaane

Let’s do the time warp again

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Let’s do the time warp again

~** inspired by **~

~** daftwithoneshoe **~

Holy shit this has made my dash so much more epic.

Via Queen Chinee

I NEED TO KNOW WHO THIS MAN ISLIKEI DON’T KNOWIMMEDIATELY 

I NEED TO KNOW WHO THIS MAN IS
LIKE
I DON’T KNOW
IMMEDIATELY 



iggymarauder:

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inspectahradio:

sherlockscoat:

mega-perv-extraordinaire:

fluffmugger:

dlgr:

jaddicusfinch:

colorofsakura:

alaric-saltzman:

theinquietude:

battymadford:

Even Maxim “readers” agree that is one fine woman.

“It was my first time in elaborate drag. Two guys pressed in on my ribs and then a third one put duct tape across my chest to give me a waist. Then they said, ‘Stick your ass out as far as you can toward the camera. Let’s get a booty.’ When I was finally made up with the outfit and the high heels, I was disturbingly attracted to myself.”

Jesus Stephen…

OH JESUS.

THAT’S. OH. MY. GOD.

I DIDN’T EVEN RECOGNIZE HIM.

#Stephen Colbert

WAIT WHAT. 

idied

yeah it’s from Wigfield - and the reason he’s wearing so many pairs of pantyhose is he refused to shave his legs :P

i’m gonna call him Stephanie from now on.

well 

I think I laughed and cried too much from this. Bless you, Stephanie

Oh my GOD at first I thought it was just a guy in drag explaining about how he did it but oh my fucking fuck STEPHEN COLBERT YOU ARE A WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING

HOLY FUCKING SHIT OH MY GOD????? OH MY GOD

STEPHEN

My reactions to this post

  • Wow she’s hot
  • Why do I hear a tone of surprise from the “even Maxim readers find her hot” comment?
  • Is it because she’s not like super skinny with a giant badonkadonk and honking tits?
  • OH IT’S BECAUSE IT’S A GUY
  • WOW I
  • THAT IS A GUY
  • Why are people flipping shi-
  • OH MY GOD WHAT
  • STEPHEN COLBERT?
  • LET ME LOVE HIM DOWN PLEASE

Stephen Colbert

I love you

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