homosaiyans:

Because while there are great places like creepypasta.com and the creepypasta wiki, actually digging through the slop to find the gems they have is tiresome. So I thought I’d do it for you. A lot of these may be old classics that many of you have already read, but it’s always…

jeffmangumssweater:

minajalicious:

fallenforminaj:

Monster - Nicki Minaj (verse)

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YA KNOW U CAN SAY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT NICKI MINAJ AND HER SOLO CAREER BUT IF U DONT THINK THIS VERSE ISNT THE TIGHTEST SHIT EVER, UR WRONG, EVEN BON IVER SAID IT WAS AWESOME

noirpsychedelica:

Probably not the best place to put this but I really need some help. I can no longer take care of my dog (well, rather, I’d like to not have her be abused anymore by the monster in my home.) If anyone, anyone at all in the Chicagoland area is interested in a dog, please contact me… My mother has said she is thinking about just plain taking the dog and having her put down, regardless of being friendly and in healthy condition. I love her dearly but I just hate having to see her cower anytime you move to pet her because a nine year old doesn’t know how to treat animals properly.

She’s 2 year old Rhodesian Ridgeback and (I think) Boxer mix, up to date with all her shots, one of the sweetest dogs you’ll probably ever meet. She can be a bit rowdy, and a bit mouthy when she plays, but she can probably easily be trained out of that. She didn’t have the greatest training while she was growing up due to being massively spoiled when she was younger, nor have I ever had the time to give her the training and time she needs. It’s only fair to her that she go to someone who can give her the proper care she needs.

Please- Even if you can’t take her in, it would mean the world for a signal boost.
Pictures of her under the cut:

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stretchpanic:

meekstape:

my submission to super fun satan club vol.2. my satanist satyr monster girl j/o-ing to the thought of her crush, satan. she loves him a lot!!!

oh my god

underhuntressmoon:

tooraloora:

tsunofabitch:

deduced-and-vindicated:

A message from the birthday boy.

“FOSTER A CAT FROM YOUR LOCAL SHELTER”

i like how he just talks about sex

and then cats.

ok.

I physically cannot handle this man’s amazingness levels.

*FAINTS*

demeaniac:

yeffyaboyuice:

IM PEEING

i tried to scroll past this but

tinkerlu:

askcherubfamily:

WE USED TO JUST EAT GLITTER DUE TO ITS HIGH AMOUNT OF PROTEIN AND DELICIOUSNESS BUT IT TURNED US INTO SUCH DIFFERENT PEOPLE…THOSE WERE DARK DAYS. 

yeah ok I had to reblog this one ok. sorry. now for some midnight crew babies :)

miranofkanos:

i think the most important thing to remember about awk when it comes to partying is what he says it means